Questions to ask a 5 year old
Last night routine went out the window and we let our eldest stay up a little late. Randomly we ended up doing a little Q & A session. After the response to a particular question I considered not publishing this but the whole session had me in stitches so here it is…
How old are you?
5 ½ years old.
What is your favourite activity?
Name something daddy does that is disgusting?
Trump, really stinky ones.
Name something mummy does that is disgusting?
Smelly armpits. (I don’t by the way! I promise)
Name something disgusting that Pud does?
Poo’s in his nappy.
Name something disgusting that you do?
If you could have a day out with anybody you choose who would you pick?
E****, my cousin.
What do you like about school?
Maths, because I know loads of it and i’m talented in my class.
What is your favourite fruit?
What do you like drawing?
Nature pictures because nature is all around us like bees, the sun, stones and leaves. Isn’t it daddy?
What is your favourite car?
What does ‘universe’ mean?
Like when you go to university, it means that you are going to do a job like a doctor, a policeman or a vet.
How big is space?
What’s the best thing about having a brother?
When he holds my hand in the car and gives me company.
What is your favourite toy?
All of them.
Tell me a funny joke:
Bummy la la stink
What’s the best story you’ve heard or read?
A Peppa pig story because it’s so funny.
Would you prefer a dog or a cat? Why?
I’d prefer a dog because they’re cute but i’d prefer a unicorn.
What would you do with a million pounds?
Buy a billion sweets. Actually buy a million comics, lots of sweets, a dog and a unicorn.
Who are better. Boys or girls?
Do you prefer to run or walk?
Walk. Because then I won’t fall over because I’m always falling over.
What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen?
Paw Patrol, actually Peppa because it’s weird.
She had a few questions for us too, like how did we meet each other but thats another post!